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23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from Swing on a spiral of our divinity with 406,340 notes

cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

Source: illuminators

23rd April 2014

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izabeau:

prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

My inner 12 yr is cryin rn.

Source: prozdvoices

23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from Swing on a spiral of our divinity with 483,630 notes

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

Source: vvhitehouse

23rd April 2014

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schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

Source: fuckyeahfelines

23rd April 2014

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The other day I was thinking of what should happen if you go on a date with someone and it’s going great and you want another date and then they insist on paying part of the bill and what you should say. So I came up with something great

If you insist on paying first you say “How about I get this date and you can pay for the next one?”

and if they insisted on paying first you say “Okay, but next time is my turn to pay.”

So you don’t cause any awkwardness about fighting over the bill and you can get a second date.

Tagged: you're welcomelet me know if this works yeah?

23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Swing on a spiral of our divinity with 128,168 notes

yamesmooma:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

This is all me.

Tagged: the source of my nervous breakdownsall of this

Source: College Humor

23rd April 2014

Quote reblogged from Amelia, the Unseelie Princess with 108,083 notes

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
— (via wanksclub)

Source: lezbianzdoitbetter

23rd April 2014

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loislame:


You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for. 

- Richard Siken

loislame:

You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for. 

- Richard Siken

Source: loislame

23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from Amelia, the Unseelie Princess with 194,470 notes

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

Source: cocaine-cutie

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Flarbyjorpjorp with 129,859 notes

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up:

  • you
  • also
  • what
  • when
  • why
  • how
  • look
  • because
  • never

Tagged: You don't fuck wit the Totoro.(Also how our teacher explained the holocaust to us)whatWhen he's drunkWHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT SEXING xDHOW DOES HE KNOW ME SO WELLLOOK ANOTHER TWO-FER!!because I got tired of messaging firstnever forget

Source: thejadedkiwano