IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
When 12-year-old girls are watching something like the CW’s long-running campy drama One Tree Hill (which aired from 2003-2012), in which actors like 25-year-old Hilarie Burton played 17-year-old cheerleader Peyton Sawyer, they’re not seeing an accurate portrayal of their future on screen. They’re seeing a glamorized vision of some executive’s idealized version of high school instead. When a real 16-year-old cheerleader flips on the CW and sees fellow pompom shakers who look like Burton or costar Sophia Bush, also well beyond her high school years, they’re looking at themselves at wondering why they don’t look like that in their uniform. Here’s the secret: they didn’t when they were 16, either.
Aka the thesis of my entire tumblr.
YOU DEMANDED IT! Check out the full-length official trailer for Dear White People before it hits theaters this weekend.
in a healthy, close relationship of any kind, when something upsets you, you need to bring it up. as soon as possible, even. cultivate an environment in which you both can talk about things that upset you, with the utmost attention to everyone’s feelings. it’s a really simple thing to do but it’s a thing i’ve been working on for a while and i’m getting actual nice things happening as a result
DO NOT FUCKING SING ALONG WHEN YOU GO TO BROADWAY MUSICALS. PEOPLE PAY GOOD MONEY TO HEAR THE PEOPLE ON STAGE SING. NOT YOU, A RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER. IF THE PEOPLE ON STAGE DON’T WANT YOU UNWRAPPING CANDIES, THEN THEY CERTAINLY DON’T WANT YOU SINGING. BUY THE GODDAMN CAST RECORDING AND SING ALONG ALL YOU WANT AT HOME, BUT NOT IN THE FUCKING THEATRE.
Just a silly movie about Legos
there were over 3,000 lightening strikes in 2 hours last night in the UK
this is a direct result of people complaining about Thor being female. You’ve angered her
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
the pope is a car but he still rides in a popemobile
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL, or become the car…I think…
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